Yeah, apparently we need one of these.
So here it is.

We’re legally considered a “website” and maybe even a “data controller” or some crap like that.
But all we actually do is play loud music, yell into microphones, and occasionally read emails (usually spam).

What we collect:

• If you write to us, we might read it. If it's cool, we might reply. If it’s not, we might just laugh and delete it.

• We use Google Analytics to see if anyone visits this site. Not who you are. Just if someone’s out there.

• If we embed stuff like Spotify or YouTube, they might track you. That’s between you and their surveillance robots.

What we don’t do:

• We don’t sell your data.

• We don’t whisper your email into a dark marketing funnel.

• We don’t serve ads, build profiles, or follow you across the web.

• Honestly, we wouldn't even know how.

Your rights (for real):

• You can ask us what data we have on you (probably none).

• You can tell us to delete it (we will, but again—there’s probably nothing).

• You can opt out of Google Analytics using this browser add-on.

The only emails we truly collect are spam.
So unless you’re a Nigerian prince or a mysterious Bitcoin investor, you’re probably safe.

Rock on.
– SUPERSORDO