COOKIE POLICY
Yeah, we use cookies.
Not the tasty kind. The boring, technical kind.
The kind WordPress coughs up just to stop the site from exploding.
And yeah… we use Google Analytics.
Not to build your digital clone.
Not to sell your soul to a brand.
We just want to know if anyone out there gives a fuck.
If a riff echoes in the void and no one hears it… did it even rock?
We don’t care who you are.
We’re not following you around.
No Meta Pixels. No creepy ads. No dark patterns.
Just stats. Cold, anonymous, lonely stats.
You’re free to opt out.
There’s probably a button or link nearby. Use it. Don’t use it. We’re not judging.
No profiling. No retargeting. No bullshit.
You’re free.
Rock accordingly.
– SUPERSORDO
P.S. We sometimes embed Spotify or YouTube players. They drop their own cookies. That’s between you and their robot overlords.